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Est. soon · No. 001

Notice to the public

Closed for
unnecessary
preparations

One collection is being unwrapped, dusted, argued about, and re-dusted by a frog in formalwear. It will open when he says so. He is not hurrying, but he is sweating.

Readiness87%, allegedly

We are open. Spiritually. Not legally.

Fig. 1 — proprietor, mid-preparation

Objects of Questionable Necessity

Opening: soon-ish